Last evening, on Twitter, I was hanging around at one of the many conversations I barge into regularly. Norma D, has a solar powered barge, so it is ecologically friendly and stylish to boot. Prevents me from being thrown out of many conversations!
I have a tendency to drift, and was enticed by several no-gooders, to see how many euphenisms I could come up with for specific male body parts that are South of the Border. (Euphemism #1)
Recognizing that it is important for ladies and gentlemen to use phrases for the male parts that are suitable for mixed company The usual terms arose (no pun intended):
The Skin Flute
The Schwartz (Spaceballs)
The Schwanstucker (Young Frankenstein)
Frank and Beans
One Eyed Wonder
Mother Ship of Planet Heughan
Now we were at 7 Euphemisms.
Then my mind began to wander and improvise brand new terms that would be perfectly suitable in polite society.
Gates of Love and Glory
All Day Sucker aka Slow Poke
All Season Sausage – original or spicy
Foot Long Fantasy
Root of all Evil
Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Honey Dipper ( goes with Honey Pot)
25 Euphemisms in less than an hour! Whew I need a cigarette and a glass of wine!
Being the Cracklanders that we are, we decided to discuss Outlander appropriate terminology for all sorts of activities not suitable for mixed company discussions.
Corn Grinding; Dougal’s terminology for Making the Water Horse with two backs.
This is a tricky tactic allowing one to have sex while playing a musical instrument. The stand holds the music.
(At least that’s what Angus told me when I refused to look at his) No picture available.
Claire’s House of Pain and Pleasure
After the wedding night when Claire show Jamie how she plays the bagpipes, She decides to start a new training school. In addition to blowing wind, she taught the manual dexterity needed to become proficient.
Searching for your Wee Herbs
Euphemism Jamie uses for an Afternoon Delight.
I decided after this I had turned into a 12 year old boy. Soon I will be chortling at farts and poop! Oh wait! Too Late, I already am!
What does this say that this is my longest post (no pun intended) so far?
11 thoughts on “What Level I Sank to During Droughtlander”
OMG This is fooking funny!
I did this in January! Glad you liked it! I’ve used these euphemisms often! Fondly, Norma D!
Laughter the best medicine for our ailing hearts due to draughtlander (& sick minds)
Laughter is a primary requirement at the Church of Heughanology. I do not post anything I haven’t laughed at first! I am always pleased to hear that we share a similar snarky sense of humor. I am only here to serve. I must get the door. My new order of turbans has arrived and I must inspect them. Fondly, Norma D
Omg Norma….so many weinerpuns lol
Polite society requires us to apply euphemisms when discussing the male nether regions! It is a community service of CoH to provide palatable options for our members( no pun intended). Hope to see you again soon! Fondly, NORMA D.
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Says a lot Norma, says a lot… 😧
Wow Norma. You don’t dick around! 😉
Damn straight! Thought the CoH needed a more uplifting topic to raise our level of involvement! Your comment is very witty! Thanks for the support! It was a Twitter night to remember! LOL. Must leave now, my new turbans have arrived! I want to be ready for my close up! Fondly, NORMA D.
I love each and every one …where else can we have fun, with out hurting anyone with anything! Unless they want to be LOL
I am pleased that you enjoyed my five into the gutter! There are times when it’s appropriate to wallow there- Droughtlander being one! As COHP, I an constantly seeking ways to educate the masses! Need to go iron my dress for my close up! Fondly, NORMA D
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