Second Banana Adult Theater
Presents
The Real Fraser Pre-Wedding Conversation
Or What Were They Thinking?
Starring
Jamie & Claire Fraser
A CoH Production
Written & Directed by Norma D
Staged & Captioned By Sandy Smith
Its opening night for the Second Banana Theater and we are proud to present a new work by CoH Productions. We are certain it will fill a void left by Starz putting too much Frank business in the stories.
Prologue
Jamie and Claire’s marriage was hasty to say the least. They did a lot of ogling, smoldering and sighing up until the event, but many of their questions were left hanging in the air, so to say. The following is our interpretation of what the conversation would have been like, if Dougal had not been in such a hurry to “get on with it” (the wedding)
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Now wouldn’t that have been helpful if it happened before the wedding night started?
The Church of Heughanology 
Feecking Eeh I can’t get over the fact that this effing post was last year (sorry forgot to take Tourette pills- so pardon foul mouth) After 16 episodes, here, there & everywhere of Cait&Sam’s counterfeit unrealities, among other shoots
We all are still effing here albeit sore throat from all screaming yesterday during & after watching & re-watching new S2 video geezillion times
Good memories
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I, for one, am glad you Fooking forgot your Fooking Tourette’s pill! Yeah, time flies when one
Ives in an alternate reality! Although, I’m calm on the outside, I’m screaming inwardly…only 57 days (hoping I live that long)! Good to hear from you, Y. Fooking Fondly, Norma D😜😜😜
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I love it, one of my favorites! Thank you!!! XoXo
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One of mine too. It needed a resurrection based on the convo! Glad you like the walk down Memory Lane! Fondly, Norma D.
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Hilarious, but you missed (in the book, not on TV) when Claire ran both hands up Jamie’s legs, under his kilt & said he, Jamie, is more than ready – evidence on hand, something like that. Keep this s&@$t up to tide us fans over until. April 4th please
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This performance is what they say before they walked into the church to get married. Plans are process for further projects of this nature. I am interested in recreating some of the wedding night activity that did not get on TV. I am the Chief and Only High Priestess of the Church of Heughanology and value all input for the improvement of our Sam Heughan experience. Please read the Language and Bylaws for increased understanding of the Lifestyle. I must get a costume fitting so I am ready for my close up! Fondly, Norma D,
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You HAVE to join the Outlander Bloggers Community! Please! Contact me @outlandermusing or on FB. We would love to have you!!
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I will be happy to contact you and am honored by the invitation. CoH is here for the fandom and giving us all much needed humor! As COHP, it is my honor to represent our membership! I really must toddle. My masseuse has arrived for my papyrus body wrap. Must be ready for my close up! Fondly, Norma D.
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Thanks COH for some much needed humor today! You rocked it!!
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HAHAHA, This is great as usual! Love these posts.
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Your loyalty and kind remarks keep me motivated to serve CoH to the beast of my ability. I am hoping to get new ideas from our members to make the site more inclusive. As ever, I remain, Norma D.
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uh, technically, Jamie DOES have 3 belts on. I even asked. 1, the sporran belt you see at the waist, 2, the sword scabbard belt you see over his shoulder, and there is a 3rd belt –the crucial one– that is actually holding his kilt on — it is slightly above his waist and under the fold of kilt. that’s why you see a sharp line where the kilt is folded over when his shirt is off. ~~~~~ I asked Grant (Rupert) and he confirmed it. Ye may also see a diagram of it on my tumblr page… how they put the kilt on (nice to imagine long-legged Sam laying down on the floor in Sam’s short trailer belting it on) .. just sayin’, Norrrrma..
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Your input is valued, as always. I used the magic clip idea based on the series and how the kilt dropped with no belt. However, I watched the you tube kilt demo and I always laugh when I think of Sam in the trailer! Once again, dear acolyte! I am only here to serve! (and get a close up) Fondly, Norma D.
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You’re rolling those rrrrs just for me, aren’t you?
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As Chief and Only High Priestess of CoH, I strive for authenticity in all I do related to Sam and his performances. I am only hear to serve. Continue visiting and more will be revealed. Must get my mani/pedi now so I am ready for my close up! Fondly Norma D.
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