As you all know, I was getting antsy and decided to start meming. As I struggled through my initial efforts, it occurred to me I had little of interest to meme about. Withoutlander was starkly facing me (and still is), and Norma D hasn’t made a movie in a few decades! So, I thought about what makes me interesting (see blog post: Norma D – Why Sam Says “She’s The Most Interesting Woman in the World”). It was all about my multiples and how they make me, as a whole, a dynamic person. So, I let each one take over and created a few memes with their take on the world. Hope you enjoy!
Lucille Ball: We all Love Lucy but did we really know her? Apparently, she shares a few secrets in this “tell-all” meme.
Ernestine the Telephone Operator : Ernestine prides herself on her ability to juggle all of the characters she has to deal with each day (including those high up in the White House). Sam prides himself on playing a lot of characters (hopefully a spy who is high up in the British Secret Service and only has a number). This was a combo made in Heaven.
Dr. Evil: Dr. Evil thinks he is just misunderstood by the world and wanted to clear the air, so people would know he’s just a regular guy trying to do a job.
Tommy Flanagan, The Patological Liar: Tommy’s obsession with Morgan Fairchild has morphed into fantasies of the Outlander stars, Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe and a God complex. Now he’s fixating on Charlton Heston! The man is off the charts!
Miracle Max: Talk about a cock-eyed optimist! If you look it up in the dictionary, Miracle Max’s face is there.
Roseanne Roseannadanna : This one has a keen eye, a great nose for news and a way with words. You never know what disgusting thing she will hone in on.
Emily Litella: Emily aiways has words of wisdom for us without being a know-it-all. With a face like that, who could ever get mad at her?
Linda Richman: Hostess the TV show “Coffee Talk” – Linda is a dynamic, passionate observer of life, except when she is “Verklempt” and then she’s turns into a draycup!
Dr. Strangelove: This is a person who has a twisted view of the world and is totally oblivious to reality as evidenced by his poor health habits for a Doctor (smoking) and his outdated loyalties (Nazi party). Its over Dr. Strangelove. The Germans lost.
Inspector Clousseau: This man is an idiot! I cannot understand how he became Chief Inspector of the Surete! I understand he died young. Big Surprise!
Darth Vadar : Darth is just plain scary. I toyed with the idea of what he’d be like with a little bit of chill from pills, pot, or injectibles. Here’s what resulted.
Mae West: Mae never goes out of style and is always appropriately inappropriate. You gotta love her!
Enid Strict, the Church Lady: Ever on the alert for sin and fornication, Enid acts as our libidinous conscience. She hates it when we touch our “naughty parts”.
Norma D: Ever the well dressed, bon vivant commentator on life, Norma approaches everything from her vacation photos to PSAs to inspirational advice in her own inimitable way.
The Church of Heughanology 
